We Can Go To Conferences

Our team lead posted on Slack that his manager said we can attend conferences. If they’re relevant to our work, of course. Can you fucking believe it? We are allowed to attend conferences, man.

You know, see a bunch of people who want to be at the center of attention talk about something that could've been read in an article or watched in a pre-recorded demo--what a privilege.

Thank you, dear manager. The liberty you afford us from your lofty helm is truly beyond measure. I'd choke the flow of benefits if I were you. God forbid I might take advantage if this goes on.