Stopped Talking To Bugs

You know, all this time in the office, I have been getting indignant about who says hi and bye and who doesn't. I have been taking shit personally when someone walks past and chooses to overlook my presence. Now, however, I have re-framed my mindset: I'm not talking to bugs. All of the fuckers that I do not like are but pests. You don't see a man (or a woman) stop, squat, and whisper in the ears of a cockroach. No, sir, you don't.